jessica--18--somewhere in colorado--fall out boy is actually life--instagram: jessicamarie066

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Kaya Scodelario - Interview Magazine - October 2014Photographed by Tung Walsh

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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shopjeen:

FUCKING RETIRED!!! 💖💖💖💖 get the tee at SHOPJEEN.com!!
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boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

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kuueater:

tylerdoestmblr:

I guess kuueater got a real job.

shut up mom the internet is my real job
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smolderingtroyler:

heartyglobe:

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

This picture is weirdly genius
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damedanbo:

coolpup98:

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?
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enemaroberts:

burger king gonna kill us all
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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

image

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