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sexlness:

landorus:

erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing

a dick rising to power

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mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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downfalling:

"I miss you, how you been" season approaching

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basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

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pleatedjeans:

via
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quietdistaste:

me trying to make a successful text post

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malformalady:

Known as circumzenithal arcs, the spectacle occurs when sunlight bounces off ice crystals high in the atmosphere, sending the light rays back up and bending the sunlight into a band of colours. The extremely rare weather phenomenon was seen in the blue sky above Blackpool recently and captured byweb designer Ian Brookes
Photo credit: Ian Brookes
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thnks-peter:

well, you know, this happened. it was on the news.

Saint Lazslo's First Word

  • Saint Lazslo: "d-d-d-d"
  • Pete and Meagan: "CMON SAY DADDY!"
  • Saint Lazslo: "DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND"
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nostalgic4disaster:

IM EMOTIONAL