erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
Being drunk does not excuse cheating.
Being drunk does not excuse rape.
Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.
Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.
Being drunk is not an excuse.
Control yourself or don’t drink.
- Saint Lazslo: "d-d-d-d"
- Pete and Meagan: "CMON SAY DADDY!"
- Saint Lazslo: "DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND"